belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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