That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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