its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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