I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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