I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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