Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
i think im in europe. pls send help
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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