i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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