Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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