I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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