I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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