I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Randomize