If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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