and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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