And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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