Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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