I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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