bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think people are normalizing furries
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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