You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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