we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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