the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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