Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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