girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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