OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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