I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
