What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alive.
So much puke
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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