Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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