we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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