K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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