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• (936): View more from Texas

  I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".

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• (631): View more from New York

  This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!

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  I'm not seeing this movie with you.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I would do everything over again, except the fireball.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.

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