I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.