I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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