am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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