All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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