Whod you bang
I'm lost and stupid without you.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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