i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
