my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I see more hoeing in ur future
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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