If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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