I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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