I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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