she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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