Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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