She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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