I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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