O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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