so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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