Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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