ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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