the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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