Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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