if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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