it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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