Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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