How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
