I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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