she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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