Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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