I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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