hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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