hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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