It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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