She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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